I For One Welcome Our New Japanese Overlords

Well it comes to no one's surprise that the Japanese have now built a mech that can be piloted by someone inside a cockpit. Even its head assembly looks like a Zaku and Nippon's plan to win World War III with an army of Gundams seems to be on track. The most ridiculous thing about this design is that its advanced targeting suite that fires a "BB-gatling" (riiiiight...) can be activated by smiling. So far it only mounts fake weaponry but a wink and a nudge later and you too can be rampaging down the streets of Tokyo. If I ever have a million bucks to spend, this is what I am buying. Screw a Ferrari, when I take my girl out on the town it will be in style with hordes of hapless pedestrians becoming pink mist as my beau giggles at their plight.